Procrastination

So, when I was in college the only time my room actually got cleaned was when I had a huge paper or project due. I am apparently a "procrastination cleaner." But here's the problem: I'm not in college anymore. And I don't have anymore huge projects or papers. So HOW IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY ROOM CLEANED??????????? I've been sitting here staring at the piles for quite some time now with no success...I made a microwave fudge brownie, I talked to my roommate for the first time in like 2 weeks, I checked out pictures on facebook, read my email, played with my hair, and put lip gloss on...but I haven't managed to clean up a single blessed thing!!!!! So now I am further not cleaning by writing a blog post about how I'm not cleaning...this is truly ridiculous...